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In this curated list, we’ve compiled the best dad-approved one-liners, groan-worthy puns, and cheeky quips guaranteed to deliver belly laughs. Share these crowd-pleasing jokes at work, family dinners, or parties—no prescription needed!
Cop: but you’re the lawyer.. Man: I know… so where’s my present?
Because they don't know where home is...
I just watched Triple D. Guy asked “ what is the best way to tenderize bison?” It reminded me of my dad’s favorite joke. He asked, “Whats the best way to make kidney pie? You have to boil the piss out of ‘em. That was my dad.
She was a lot bigger than I expected.
The Iguano Don Dedicated to any dad who has stepped barefoot on a sharp plastic dinosaur toy at 4am while carrying its owners back to their own beds
Two of his most loyal servants found the body, with a sword in the king's chest. One the servants turns to the other and says "Wow, he must have had a bad knight."
He had a lot of hare-ends to run.
A four chin teller.
During the check up, the doctor asked him if he was having any issues with wetting the bed at night. The man responded, "No doc, no issues at all with that. On the contrary, when I go to the bathroom, a fairy or something turns the light on when I open the door. And after I finish going to the bathroom, the fairy or something turns the light off for me. It's really wonderful!" The doctor looked concerned and scribbled some notes about this and continued on with the check up. After the check up, the doctor went out to the waiting room where one of the man's family members asked him how the check up went. The doctor responded, "Well Ma'am, his check up went OK. Physically, he's as healthy as can be for a 90 year old. But mentally, I'm worried he's coming down with dementia or something." The lady, with a concerned look on her face asks, "Why do you say that?" The doctor responded and said, "Well, during the check up, he told me that when he goes to the restroom at night, a fairy or something turns on the light when he opens the door and that same fairy or something turns off the light for him when he finishes. I'm just a little concerned about his mental health." The lady with a horrified look turns to the rest of the family and says, "Oh no, Grandpa's been pissing in the fridge again!"
Perhaps being a trail guide isn't for me.
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